I realize writing is boring, and sometimes you want to make the boring sensational, but this? Really?
With the first paragraph like this why end the article with a “So Sad” comment.
“Nightline” anchor Ted Koppel‘s drunken son Andrew Koppel lay dead in his own waste in a seedy New York City apartment for four hours — and his friends were in the next room, thinking they were letting him sleep it off.
The name of the website, The Dishrag, deserves the name they’ve given it.