Thoughts for the kids

What do you call a missing parrot?
A polygon.

What do you get when you cross an alligator and a railroad track?
Three pieces of alligator.

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had mittens

Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
She didnt want to wake the sleeping pills.

Which animal is the hardest to find?
A WHERE-wolf!

Why did they close down the african casino?
Too many cheetahs

What kind of car does an Owl drive?
A hoooopty

what happened to the wooden car?
It wooden go.

What happened to the steal car?
It Steal wooden go.

whats pink and fluffy?
pink fluff

what’s blue and fluffy?
pink fluff holding its breath

Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, the Grim Reaper still hasn’t got up the courage to tell him.

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